costumes and candy

Hope you ate more candy than the law allows.

- The Skywalker family and Master Yoda

Christmas is fast approaching

I don't even feel the need to comment on this except I think it's the funniest thing I have ever seen.
The Pub.







Flash forward roughly 18 years.
"Why Henry, is this your date to the prom? Hello (name here), it's a pleasure to meet you, say, would you like to see some pictures of Henry when he was just a baby?"

Hi

Smile, today is a good day

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(beat) (inhale)BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........
HA!

Check out my new wheels

Henry here,
I went all knighthawk and got a new set of wheels. How awesome is this. I'm all like "vroooom vrooom, schhrrrrreeeech"! And it's all like "the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round". And I'm all like "punch it Chewie!" and it's "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,lmno,p" On the cool scale the needle is threatening to break.
Just wanted to share because I know you're jealous.
OUT.

It's the Great Pumpkin!

Henry here,
Have you seen these things? They're called pumpkins. Apparantly at this time of the year they all get together and throw a party. My Agent worked the invite and we hit it. It was crazy! And I heard other stars talking about how there are other pumpkin parties in other places and that there is this really cool one that comes around and gives presents if you can find him. He's called something like the pumpkin of greatness or something. Some dude name Linus is the local expert. I was told you would know him by a striped shirt and a blanket but I didn't see anyone matching the description. But seriously, could you imagine? One of these orange balls gives you presents. I have got to get in on that. This place is so cool. You have got to give it a try. That great pumpking must be like three feet tall or something, I mean like really big! I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it.

Awesome is now a verb

Everything is awesome. Take a look around, it is, admit it. But what if I'm doing something that is awesome but don't have the time to descibe that awesome event? Good question, and lucky for you I have the perfect answer. I firmly believe that you need to learn the rules so you can break them, like space and time and grammer. I know that in the English language there are these things called verbs. Some words are them, some are not. Awesome is not a verb. I know this, it's a rule. I think we can all agree that criteria 1 has just been met, so check this out, BAM! I just broke the rules and turned awesome into a verb. So from now on when you ask what I'm up to you'll get this:
"I'm awesoming" or "I just totally awesomed" and "I awesome therefore I am awesome"
Feel free to use it. (patent pending)

Henry LGT

Gone mobile

Henry here,
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm all about cutting edge. You're either riding the barrel or you're left behind. Not me. I'm a 2k kid. 2k literally means 2 something. More than one, you've got to multitask and to multitask you gotta be on the go. Bam, I've gone mobile. Not ready to make the leap to hands free but that's just because my team hasn't turned in the paper work. Try to catch me. I dare you.
I double dog dare you. Game on.
Henry, OUT.

Total high point

This was so awesome. Me and "O" were hangin out and all of a sudden this total party broke out and "O" was like "we should preserve the moment in pictures brady bunch style" everyone was so into it. God we were wasted. I think I drank like 5 bottles that day. If you look close you can see me freaking out.
H-legit

Goes by "O"

This guy, this guy was the coolest guy at the spa. Just goes by "O". Total party animal. I mean I can rage, as in to rage, but this guy, this guy is in his own league. Strike that, it's not even the same sport. I tried to keep up and he gave me a lot of tips, which was way cool of him to do seeing that we only knew each other by reputation but when it came to "go time" he totally wiped the floor with me. Total respect.

The highlight had to be when he gave me drifting lessons, man he's got a sweet ride.
Good times bro, good times.

H Bomb - OUT.

What has Henry been doing?

Great question, I'm glad you asked, but it's the wrong question. The real question is what have I not been doing? First I hit this killer spa in the rocky mountains. Oh yeah, that's me swimming. Thought I'd get a head start on my olympic bid. You heard me, Olympic, yeah, I do that when I'm not kickin butt doing other way cool stuff. Of course I brought the entourage and met up with some folks I'm thinking of starting a project with. Nothing heavy, a bit of a meet a greet. It was cool. Swimming's cool. Hangings cool. You know, chillin, or what ever the kids are saying now a days. Cool, sweet, awesome, word, chedder, whatever.

I'M HENRY

HENRY 2.0

BAM! I'm back! bigger, stronger, faster, better. Not just better, THE BESTEST. There has been a serious lack of work ethic around here. I asked, no begged my Publicist not to force my hand but alas my warnings fell on deaf ears. So until this reag tag crew I have gets their act together this fan site is officially being run by me. BRING IT!

Henry has spoken.
And yes I like my hat.

Sabbatical Part 1

Well you've all been wondering why no posts have flooded the site... being that it is summer... and now at the END of SUMMER... I, the agent, have intervened to give you all hope. We here at the blog took a summer sabbatical to revive the senses and let me show you what we've been up to! First off to CO for a Tomlinson Reunion, it took the Publicist, Agent and a Roadie to get things off the ground. Its the Stars first airplane ride and he did FANTASTIC! Loved it. We had lots of fun with G'Ma and G'Pa T!

Publication Day

Today is the day of the Publicist. The day where members of this elite group get to kick back and bask in their own glory. I had dreams about this day, and what I would say on this day. At first I was going to use all kinds of bold analogies. One's that made claim that we are the rock, the shoulder and the backbone. That we do not for glory, but for the hope of a smile from a young star. I was going to use pictures like these:



To give example of how there have been representation of Publicists in film.

But as this day progressed and I thought more about it I became a tad more humble. Maybe it had to do with the fact that I was able to spend the whole day with my star and his Agent and I began to realize that it's not about the world being lucky that there are Publicist, but that the Publicist are the lucky ones. That we get to share in the glory. That we get to participate is worth any kind of hardship or stress that we may battle throughout our day in and day out routine. Everything is worth it when a star smiles and when a star laughs it makes this Publicist stronger. No matter how tired we get, no matter how hard the day seems I can now speak from experience when I say it's worth it.

"You will travel far. But we will never leave you... the richness of our lives shall be yours. All that I have, all that I've learned, everything I feel... all this, and more... I bequeath you, my son. You will carry me inside you all the days of your life. You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your own eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father the son. This is all I can send you. - Jor-el

If your a Publicist, I hope you enjoyed your day, I know I did mine.

4 months old

Today Henry celebrated 4 months of breathing air.
And for the fun of it.


Henry four days old


Henry Four months old.

Proving once and for all that it is impossible to stop time. Even if you really want to.

Regarding Henry - Q and A - Fan appreciation

Henry here,
Since the inception of my site I have been flooded with fan mail. I thought it only fitting that I take a moment to respond and answer any questions you might have. So let's jump right in, I'm a busy guy and don't have a lot of time to waste on this.

Question:I am loving the pictures! For the first time, Henry looks like he is really growing.

Henry: Thank you, I feel a little wiser everyday. Don't get me wrong, it's a lot of work. I try to eat right, exercise and keep a positive attitude as much as possible. To be honest, I've never felt stronger.

Question: Dear Henry, You get cuter every day and you must think your parents are pretty dumb (lucky that you are as smart as you are) to be breaking your plastic bottles. Just tell them you think you would be safer with me and hop on a plane and come on out to Castle Rock!

Henry: Finally, someone who's on the same page. Let me tell you, I am so outta here. The staff has the competence level of a fish on a bicycle. As soon as I can find the corporate credit card I'll track you down. Those plastic bottles had value. My Publicist thinks it's funny but I had a reason for having them around. It's coming out of his paycheck, that's forsure. May sound cruel but it's how I roll. Thanks for the cute comment, you sound cute too. Shoot me digits, out.

Question: I must say, these updates put the biggest smile on my face.

Henry: What can I say, I'm just that good. I think it's my ability to remain humble that keeps everything so fresh.

Question: How can I get on that blog?

Henry: I direct all questions along this line of discussion to my staff. Feel free to contact them directly.

Question: Henry, keep up the good work! Sounds like you have a great agent!

Henry: She is a keeper. I'm too hard on her. I think I'll give her a raise. Thanks for the reminder that this is a team effort.

Question: I hope you are doing well – it sure sounds like you are thriving. It is amazing the energy that children breed and drain in us all at the same time!

Henry: Thanks, I feel like thriving is an valid adjective. Unfortunately I don't have any children so I have no idea what your talking about. Talk to me in thirty years.

Question: Sure loved the mouth-open smile pictures of Henry! Tell Jean, "belated Happy Mother's Day" Glad you and Henry made a big deal out of it!

Henry: Done and Done.

Question: Please note I will be conducting summer staff training from May 17-19.
I will be checking e-mail seldomly during this time. Thank you for your patience at this time.

Henry: What? Who's screening these things?

Question: Thanks for keeping us posted on star Henry's progress! Three event and growth filled months already, wow! Congratulations to all three of you.

Henry: Yeah, feels like a life time. I could tell you some stories about back in the day.

Question: Henry, cannot say it often enough.......you are a really handsome
dude!!

Henry: Did you fall asleep in the middle there? You might want to have that looked at.

Question: dude... you up too?

Henry: To be up or down is to accept a mental state that I do not believe exsists in reality. There are only situations requiring decisions and action, never problems.

Question: I'm surprised you guys didn't name Henry Skywalker.

Henry: Wasn't my call. But there is a direct a link to my name and a fictional character that I feel is a touch cooler. Some know, it's not hard to figure out. (hint: it's the man in the hat)


Question: Your boy Henry is getting around. There's a multitude of pics of him being loved by random women on his blogspot. He's the Sean Connery of babies.

Henry: Great question. Yes, I would say that your observation is right on the money. My attitude has always been "you can't win if you don't play" and let me tell you, I play to win. Is it bragging if you can back it up? Not in my eyes. Sean Connery? I'll take that, just remember I'm about 122 years younger than Sir Connery so I see that as an advantage. I could take him.

Stars in their own right

Today is a big day. A day for celebration and rejoice. Henry has been kind enough to give up the spot light for a brief moment for old friends of the Publicist. Grace and Danny, trail blazers and old friends are celebrating the second birthday of their twin boys. Henry called a meeting and made a passionate speach about this fan site honoring these two fine gentlemen. Honestly we were all stunned, and then Henry through a bottle and screamed we should return to work. How can one guy be so cool and such a jerk at the same time? Alas, I signed a life long contract with this company so I shouldn't complain, I mean it is job security and all and in this day and age that says a lot. Hold on, Henry is saying something to me.

I have just been instrusted to stop talking so much and focus.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, two twin toddlers turning two.
Oh man that was a sweet play on words. Admit it, it was awesome.
Congradulations Grace and Danny.

And It's always good to get the Publicist in there when you can.

What are you kiddin me? We got ourselves a family here!