Christmas is fast approaching

I don't even feel the need to comment on this except I think it's the funniest thing I have ever seen.
The Pub.







Flash forward roughly 18 years.
"Why Henry, is this your date to the prom? Hello (name here), it's a pleasure to meet you, say, would you like to see some pictures of Henry when he was just a baby?"

Hi

Smile, today is a good day

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(beat) (inhale)BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........
HA!

Check out my new wheels

Henry here,
I went all knighthawk and got a new set of wheels. How awesome is this. I'm all like "vroooom vrooom, schhrrrrreeeech"! And it's all like "the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round". And I'm all like "punch it Chewie!" and it's "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,lmno,p" On the cool scale the needle is threatening to break.
Just wanted to share because I know you're jealous.
OUT.

It's the Great Pumpkin!

Henry here,
Have you seen these things? They're called pumpkins. Apparantly at this time of the year they all get together and throw a party. My Agent worked the invite and we hit it. It was crazy! And I heard other stars talking about how there are other pumpkin parties in other places and that there is this really cool one that comes around and gives presents if you can find him. He's called something like the pumpkin of greatness or something. Some dude name Linus is the local expert. I was told you would know him by a striped shirt and a blanket but I didn't see anyone matching the description. But seriously, could you imagine? One of these orange balls gives you presents. I have got to get in on that. This place is so cool. You have got to give it a try. That great pumpking must be like three feet tall or something, I mean like really big! I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it.

Awesome is now a verb

Everything is awesome. Take a look around, it is, admit it. But what if I'm doing something that is awesome but don't have the time to descibe that awesome event? Good question, and lucky for you I have the perfect answer. I firmly believe that you need to learn the rules so you can break them, like space and time and grammer. I know that in the English language there are these things called verbs. Some words are them, some are not. Awesome is not a verb. I know this, it's a rule. I think we can all agree that criteria 1 has just been met, so check this out, BAM! I just broke the rules and turned awesome into a verb. So from now on when you ask what I'm up to you'll get this:
"I'm awesoming" or "I just totally awesomed" and "I awesome therefore I am awesome"
Feel free to use it. (patent pending)

Henry LGT

Gone mobile

Henry here,
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm all about cutting edge. You're either riding the barrel or you're left behind. Not me. I'm a 2k kid. 2k literally means 2 something. More than one, you've got to multitask and to multitask you gotta be on the go. Bam, I've gone mobile. Not ready to make the leap to hands free but that's just because my team hasn't turned in the paper work. Try to catch me. I dare you.
I double dog dare you. Game on.
Henry, OUT.