Monumental moment of stupendious perportions

So large in fact a single picture is injustice incarnate.
I present to you the moment you have all been waiting for but feared you would never see.
Simply press play.

- The Publisher'



PLAY

Mark your Calendar

The Christmas Cards have just been order.

- Henry

Henry here,
Wow, it's been awhile. Your probably asking, where have you been Henry? The big Summer blockbusters are coming out and I'm not seeing your name on any of the posters. What's up? Well I fell in with wrong crowd.














It started innocently enough. They seemed cool at first. Really at my eye level you know?
Some people who I could hang out with and they weren't making all these demands on me like. "Can I have kisses?" or "show me your teeth." I was just tired.
















More and more I found myself sneaking away, trying to find some peace from the press. They are relentless with their cameras.




















Then came the gambling.

intervention

Then came the chocolate.
I was out of control.

And I loved it. Never before had I felt so alive!










It got to the point where I couldn't even stand up straight.













My best friend, my curse.
















Then came the intervention.
















Get that camera out of my face.















Tough love my foot. Chocolate! Give me chocolate!















But thanks to my staff I melted like butter on a hot summer day. For the first time in a long time I realized how good my employees are. I mean seriously, they clean places you really don't want to think about. And they do it with a smile. All this and I don't even provide dental.














So let this be a lesson to us all. Baby goats, no matter how cool they may seem in the begining are really only out to each your stuff.















And my friends really helped me out of a cake beater or whatever, you know what I'm saying. What. That's a saying. Look it up.















So my staff is teaching me a new word.
Teamwork.
It goes like this.
What's gonna work, teamwork.
What's gonna work,
teeaaaammm work.
















MMMMmmmmMMmm
mm mMMmm work,
mmmeaaamm work.
















see you soon. Life is adventure. I'll be your tour guide. Buckle your seatbealts because it's going to be a crazy ride.

Henry - Out

A day in my life

Henry Here,


I thought I might take you on a journey today. A typical day of what it's like to be me. Life's a party and I'm the guest of honor.


First I like to start off with my morning triple shot duelche latte mocha frapachino with a twist.





Followed by a little heavy lifting to get the blood flowing. The key is to lift in a jerking, twisting motion. Try to take legs completely out of the equation.










By now I like to have my morning constitutional.


But why walk when you can ride.











I'm a big fan of animals. So honest, so beautiful. Like little bundles of joy that you can eat.

Usually about this time the bars open and time to grab a cocktail.












Then I usually pass out on the couch.














Ending the day with a nice relaxing bath.





















It's good to be me.
Gotta go, I'm starting caffeine crash.

Later
Henry

Part 2 - aka Sports Rule!

Henry here,

Thought we might we might continue our conversation outside today. If you remember we were talking about what I'm going to do when I grow up. Something about sponsibilities or some word like that.

Now, where did I put that thing.

Oh, here it is.

Lawn Bowling!!

This is the coolest thing ever invented in the history of inventamentation.

Check it, you can balance it and spin it....

And throw it on the ground for a point. Touchback!

But to get back in the game you have to pick up what it call the Bin. Hey, be carefull! It takes a steady hand to tame the Bin. You have to grab it just right or it's chompers will chomp you. Like a snake only faster and meaner with bigger teeth and less legs.

Gotcha!

You ease your way up, keeping the Bin calm. Shhhh little bin sleep, shhhh sleep.

Whoopsie Daisy.
















Good Game! Any Game you can walk on a land from is a good one.

thoughts of the future part 1

Henry here,
I've been doing alot of thinking lately. I'm not as young as I used to be and I'm starting to think about what I want to focus on for my future. Basically, what do I want to be when I grow up?





















Perhaps a run way model, I've been working on my run way walk. It's all about flipping the blanky over the shoulder and making it look natural. Not a simple task let me tell you, these blankets are HUGE.





















Maybe an underwear model, let's be honest, I wear it well. I'm on the fence about whether the whole thing works with the socks or not.





Maybe I'll just perfect my mind control over my Publicist and Manager.
Look into my eyes.....you are getting sleepy.....you are getting me a cookie......