Movie Review of Awesome Movies: Flash Gordon

Flash AAAAHhhhh ahhhhh.
Ok really it's not so much a review as a revelation. A revelation of amazingness. When Flash and the Bird people attack Ming's ship and the Bird people leader yells "Diiiiiivvvve!" and then the music goes "saviour of the universe!" and then Flash flies the ship that's on fire and won't get off because he needs to save Earth and the only way to save Earth is to fly the space ship that is on fire into the city of the bad guys and stop the Good Girl from marrying Ming because the Good Girl doesn't want to marry Ming ( the leader of the bad guys) and the Leader of the Bird People says to Flash "That must be one amazing planet you come from" and Flash says "Not too bad" THAT IS AWESOME!
Say what you want. If you don't like this movie you need to see it again because it is FUN, pure Adam West Batman fun.
I kind of wish for more movies like this.

Oh and by the way, The Publicist enjoyed Flash in the theatre with his Gramma and now the Publicist has enjoyed Flash with Henry which through Pythagorams theory means that the Publicist's Gramma (Julie) has had direct contact with Henry and THAT is significant.

BAM!

Miles Per Gallon

All hale this great day of days! The first day of which MPG is has really meant something. The price of it all is beyond value. The tough got so going the phrase ghent has been trademarked. And beyond all of it, the future prospects are madening maddelinely.
Yes, what is today you say? What amazing occurance has occured? You and I are here, and that, my friends, is enough to be proud of.

Smile and rejoice because it's really just a great way to spend your time.

And now, to keep the entertainment rolling, here is a picture of what a broken upon delivery LCD tv looks like:



H-Bomb Out

Bomb, The H Bomb

Hello World, Remember me?
If you don't, that's ok. I've been what you might call In-Cog-Need-Toe. I'd like to say what I have been doing is awesomely exciting, and well, be honest, I can. Where have I been you may ask? Living is the answer. Perhaps not exactly a grammatically correct answer in the aspect that your question is requesting geographical reference and I gave you a verb. At least I think it's a verb, perhaps an an adverb, cut me some slack, I only go to school two days and it has the word "pre" in the name. What were we talking about?

I swim, I surf, I perform experiments that mythbusters says not to. I laugh, I eat, no scratch that last one, I don't eat. I dine. I create contraptions that allow objects by themselves. I pretend. I act. I react. I preact and postact. I move mountains and create perspective when before there was none. I draw. I write. I paint. I create things my Publicist and Manager have never scene. I wrestle Wooly Mammoths. But I never, ever spell check.

I am therefore I do.

No big promises here, Four years of pure experience has taught me that promises should be left to moments where it really counts but I'll be around. I'm always around and I'll let you know what word is as often as I can.
I promise.

H-Bomb out.
But you will be hearing from me again.

Kitchen frizby

You haven't lived until you've played kitchen frizby. The way a plastic disk echoes when slammed into a wooden cabinet, dishwasher door or glass pitcher is priceless. It's like Tron, but it makes sense.

I'm making a push for an Olympic bid in roughly 4 to 40 years.

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Television is a medium

Publicist here,
Sometimes at night I sit and veg out before crashing. Within those moments I have been known to sit infront of the television, turn my brain off and, well, nothing. This is the point where I am supposed to say;"I like to watch the history channel because I am fascinated with the relationship between ancient glyphic symbolism and mankinds obscenssion with putting bacon on everything they eat." The truth of the matter is that I usually end up flipping between the cartoon network and boomerang. A steady diet of Family Guy, Justice League and Thundar the Barbarian should give you a pretty good idea of where my interests live.

One my way to Spider-Man and his Amazing friends I stopped by Mtv. There I witnessed the end of days. It was titled Paris Hilton's BFF. A reality show where Paris Hilton does a reality show ala, the bachelor, next top model, or pick any other name of any reality show and you get the drift. That doesn't even matter. I didn't watch more than five minutes and I realize that I am a dumber person now than before I happened upon this abomination.

Television is a medium, neither rare or well done.

If I had a sledge hammer I would give myself penance with it. If I had a time machine I would go back and stop myself from being born to maximize the possibility that I could avoid this most grevious and unforgivable error of channel surf.

There are things that once seen, cannot be unscene. Learn from my mistakes. It's not worth it.

Let us never speak of this again.